Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

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Best ever Funny Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock… Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!


Knock knock…. Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-Moooooo!


Knock knock…
Who’s there?
The door.


Knock, knock. Who’s there?
No-one.
No-one who?
(Remain silent)


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.


You: I know the best knock knock joke ever but you have to start.
Friend: Ok – knock knock!
You: Who’s there?
Friend: Errmm….


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.

Ya who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.


Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did
you get it?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lad who?
WOW! I didn’t know you can yodel!


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!


Knock knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
That’s right!
What’s right?
Meehoo!
That’s what I want to know!
What’s what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!


Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That’s what I want to know!
I told you – Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it’s with me!
What’s with you?
Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock…


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the FBI. Open Up!!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(I love you!)


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly leans to be polite he can wait outside!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!


Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!

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