Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Ladki rotte hui boli: abhi to mene kuchhh dekha bi nahi tha. santa ne bola (hosssla dete huee): abhi thodi derrr me body ko nehlayenge tab dekh lenaaa. 🙂


Jisss dinn ussse dil laaaga beethe. Tanhaaai meee sukkkkun kiii maa chu*dwwa bethhhe. Wo tohh so gaayi bc kisssi orh kee bistarpee. Orh ham apnnnni hi jhattto meee aaggg laaaga beeethe. 🙂


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.


Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”


Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
”Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye, batao tumhara naam batao.
”Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.


Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!


Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.


Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,


Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…
chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hu,
Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.


Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.


Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,
jhooth mat bolna, kabhi nonveg mat khana,
kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.
Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,
sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.


Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin
mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge,
desh ka bhala hi hoga.


Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain,
wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai,
pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.


Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!


Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!


Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi


A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado


Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”


Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??


Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!


What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!


टीचर : 1869 में क्या हुआ ?
सुरेश :- गांधीजी का जन्म!
टीचर :- बिलकुल सही. बैठो निचे ..
टीचर :- पप्पू तु बोल.. 1872 में क्या हुआ…?
पप्पू :- गांधीजी ३ साल के हो गए… मैं भी बैठू क्या?


Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband : Behan se.
Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?
Husband : Teri hai, Is liye…


Uncle: What do you do son…?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.


अगर मेडिकल स्टोर पर कोई ग्राहक डरा हुआ है और बाद में आये कस्टमर को समान लेने दे रहा है तो समझ ले‍ना कि वो कंडोम खरीदने आया है।


संता की पत्नी- आज जब मैं अंडर-गार्मेंट्स उतार रही थी तो सामने वाला लड़का देख रहा था। संता- फिर तुमने क्या कियासंता की पत्नी- मैंने उन कपड़ों से अपना मुंह छिपा लिया।


Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!


Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.


Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.


Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.


Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.


A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman


Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!


Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”


Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first –
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!


Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash ?”


एक और जिन्दगी मांग लो खुदा से,
ये वाली तो office में ही कट जानी है
ना ख़ुशी ख़रीद पाता हूँ ना ही ग़म बेच पाता हूँ,
फिर भी ना जाने क्यों मैं हर रोज़ कमाने जाता हूँ


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!


Ek student ko teacher ke ek swal puchne pe thappar mara…
Teacher: student ke fail hone ki sbse badi wjah kya hoti hai…
Student: Har Fail Hone Waale Student Ke Peeche,
.
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
.
Jo SAALA Cheating Nahi
Karne Deta.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes in Hindi

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