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Short Funny Jokes for Kids/Child
Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!
One day a software engineer drowned at the sea.
There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out.
But no one understood what he was trying to say.
Can you guess what he was trying to say? “F1, F1”!
Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”
Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”
Customer: “Internet explorer”!
Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”
Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!
Which is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?
Pencil – vania!
Why did the computer consult with the doctor?
Because it was suffering from a virus!
What is owned by you but mostly used by others?
When do you go at red and stop at green? – When you’re eating a watermelon.
Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.
What is the best day to go to the beach? – SUNday.
What does the sun drink out of? – Sunglasses.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved.
What is a pirate’s favourite letter?
Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted!
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he though it was a HIGH school!
No, Cow go MOO!
Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.
Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
I Just asked “which end”…?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie into it.
What do elves learn at school?
Why did the class clown take a computer to her teacher?
Her mom told her to bring an apple for her teacher.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What did Delaware?
A New Jersey.
What did the calculator say to the math student?
You can count on me.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it’s full.
Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?
Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?
Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai
Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!
Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao,
mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!
Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?
Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,
Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do
Jibon bohut kuch sikhati hai,
Kabhi hashati hay kabhi rulaty hay
Khud se vijyada kisi par bshwash mat karna,
Kyuki andhere mein toh parchai bhi saath chor jati hai.
u ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,
Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,
Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.
Biwi vo hoti hai jo shaadi ke baad apne pati ki sari aadto ko badal deti hai aur fir kehti hai..
“aap pehle jaise nahi rahe”.
Yeh desi biwia apne pati ko A.G kyon bolti hai?
Biwia sabhya hoti hai, bhare bazar mein Abe Gadhe (A.G) kehna dirty lagta na,
iss liye A.G bol ke kaam chala leti hain.
Bachha: Papa ek glass pani dena
Dad: Apne aap le lo
Kid: Nahi aap de do pleez.
Dad: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to 2 thapad marunga.
Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana..Papa paani dena.
Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai,
156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi.
Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.
Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s hostel, he will be fined Rs 300 for first time, Rs 500 for second time & Rs 800 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?
1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya?
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do
Ek 10 saal ka bachha dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Main yeh dekh raha tha ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.
kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,
bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li,
use khudkhushi karni padi,
farak batao ?
Student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha,
dusra shadi-suda tha.. !
Anath Ashram worker kanjoos se:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte hain?
Kanjoos: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
Santa: Very long!
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next…
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Que – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?.
Ans – In his Last Battle.
Que – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans – At the Bottom of the Page.
Que – Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans – Liquid State..
Que . How do you make a strawberry shake?
Ans. Put it in the freezer.
Que . What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Ans. A neck-tarine!
Que . How do you fix a broken tomato?
Ans. Tomato paste!
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